My poolside drinking buddy
I just got back from a sweet little vacation in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. Unfortunately, we didn't have time to sail there and back so we had fly like normal people. We stayed at an all-inclusive resort that my buddy's time share covered.
The place was pretty awesome: Peacocks and iguanas roaming around the place, great restaurants, huge pools with a swim-up bar, and 24-hour unlimited room service. One interesting note: while iguanas usually only eat fruit, they will try to grab anything you leave by the side of the pool if you aren't paying attention. My buddies and I were quite content to float around in the pool, soaking in the sun while sipping on pina coladas and having tacos delivered whenever we pleased...
Everything was perfect. Except that for some reason we decided to bring chicks with us. Talk about a fucking nuisance. Actually, aside from the nagging, wanting to go shopping/clubbing, and inappropriate emotional outbursts they were fine. Next time, though, we'll make do with the girls that are already in Mexico.
I don't remember where this was, but I think it's funny that he's blowing on her nipples